Quinn: So Santana would be..
Quinn: That one was easy.
Rachel: What is the poi-
Mike: ..Gryffindor, but only because he’d ask to be.
Mike: Ravenclaw… but you’d opt for Slytherin because of pureblood family pressure.
Quinn: Nice to see you remember my headcanon.
Rachel: Your head wh-
Quinn: Okay, what about Rachel?
Quinn: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh for the love of Ba-
Mike: S-she’s ambitious and will do what she has to to get what she wants.
Quinn: Are you calling my girlfriend ruthless?
Quinn: Are we just forgetting all the times she sacrificed things for other people, even if it gets in the way of her own dream?
Mike: But she is pretty shrewd.
Quinn: Oh you did not.
Mike: Should I run?
Quinn: I hope you’ve got a happy memory in mind.
Mike: I should run.
Quinn: Your skeleton will lie in the choir room forever, Mike Chang!